So yesterday I went to a giant store called Binny’s Beverage Depot, which is like Sam’s Club for liquor. They sell nothing but alcohol, cigars, and alcohol-‘n’-cigar accessories. I needed to get a few dozen boxes of wine for a par-tay that never happened. As I parked my car and walked toward the store, a middle-aged man with sagging, watery eyes and a long, Droopy-like face came out of the exit door…with two kids, probably eight and four years old.
He took his kids to the liquor supermarket. It’s moments like these that make me love everything about life and the world. I CAN LAUGH AGAIN! Or maybe it’s the box-wine talking.