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Posts in: November 15th, 2002

Jeff’s Quizzes


How Emotional Are You?

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Wow. Yet another Internet quiz telling me I’m crazy. Maybe I should take this a little more seriously…nah.


What Office Space character are you?

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I think I must also have anger-management issues.


What Sort of Romantic Are You?

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Yeah, that’s pretty accurate. Now I need to go and hit her with my car and set her apartment building on fire and then beat her to death with her own stereo because I enjoy the poetic justice in that. What a bitch. Also, we’re going out again on Monday.

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The Hot-Ass Financial Chick Brigade

I can’t watch television news anymore. Not because of blandness or bias or anything like that—because the women (it’s always women) who do those financial reports are just too hot. They make my heart and my loins ache with desire, affecting me down in my most secret of places, and it’s just unacceptable.

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